January 2010
124 posts
cuz the interwebz are streetz
clientsfromhell:
Client: “Can we put a ‘Z’ at the end of the name?”
Me: ”Why?
Client: “To help with search rankings!”
“(737):
and I’m going to name my autobiography “blow jobs with...”
– http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
“I can’t control the kittens. Too many whiskers! Too many whiskers!”
– audio now on left side of page. priceless
http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/
Famous movie quotes as if written by a proper...
orangehouse:
afternoonsnoozebutton:
“We must acquire a larger vessel.” - Jaws
“I’m growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.” - Snakes on a Plane
“Toodeloo you ghastly miscreant.” - Die Hard 1,2,3,4
“Please remove your simian appendages from my person, you unwashed gorilla man-thing.” - Planet of the Apes “There is a herptile in my western...
snuggle it out →
copycats:
This Too Shall Pass remixed by Passion...
